Testicle Emergency

Whenever Julius has surgery they always give him the leftover disposable medical equipment.

Last night he said there was a "testicle emergency" and he needed to wear his mask and put on my old leg splint.

I asked why he called it that and he said, "well testicle is a body part."

I said, "Did you maybe mean 'medical emergency'?"

"Oh yes, that's what I meant."